Explosion Earmuffs

These stylish earmuffs go well with any outfit, with the added benefit that they protect your ears from the CONSTANT BARRAGE OF FIRECRACKERS while on Calamity Carl's Cruise!

If guests ever expect to get any shut-eye they might need a pair of these. These earmuffs are so soft you will want to sleep with them on!

Just don't expect to be able to hear the dinner bell in the morning, most people on the cruise seem to miss it...